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[bionicarus]

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[torsion]

[ She's seen and heard weirder shit than a real robocop. ]

You make it inside? Because I know a thing or two about choosing my words very carefully.

[bionicarus]

You're clever.

Yes. I'm safe inside.

Are you safe?

[sqx]

try not to get too caught up in the how's or why's
just enjoy it!
once you're feeling all better we'll go out again, hm? i promise not to drink you under the table next time ♥

[bionicarus]

You mean next time I'll carry you home?

[torsion]

I don't like people being concerned about me.
Or drawing attention to myself.

Inside your home, right?

And yes, I'm safe. Why wouldn't I be? Aren't you the one who is (still) drunk? I'm sober.

[bionicarus]

It's not because you lack competency that people are concerned for you.

Inside, on my couch, mostly.

[torsion]

I know that.

"Mostly". Come on. At this point I'm just gonna assume you want me to dig a little deeper and ask more questions.
You're making his too easy.
But maybe it's the alcohol.

[bionicarus]

I thought the questions were going to come either way, so I figured I'd start luring them.

Mostly on the couch. I'm pretty sure my dignity is outside my apartment somewhere ... maybe in the sewers.

[sqx]

that sounds fun, doesn't it?

[bionicarus]

I guess that depends on how far you live from where we're drinking.

[sqx]

what, like you'll struggle?
you're strong, don't worry! i'm not that heavy!

[torsion]

Well, no shit they were.

Dignity's overrated.
You need some company? I've got a big bottle of ibuprofen in my medicine cabinet.

[bionicarus]

I don't know, just how much are you going to need to drink in this scenario?

[sqx]

hmm
a LOT
but that's okay, it's my treat!

[bionicarus]

If you need help with that bottle, I'm in a position to be of service.

[bionicarus]

How could I refuse such a tempting offer?

[sqx]

you can't, of course!
unless you want to make me sad :(((

[bionicarus]

I'm not sure I could take on that burden. What sort of person would that make me? To make you sad?

[sqx]

a brute, that's what!

[bionicarus]

Good thing I'm not interested in upsetting you.

sorry about the speed, i've been trying to crush my writer's block yay

[torsion]

You know, you take my avoidance game to a whole new level.
Mind if I swing by, then?
Can stop for burgers, too. I'll call it a cheat day.

it's totally fine, take your time c: !! I know the feel :'c

[bionicarus]

Could use a strawberry milkshake.

If you're feeling particularly sorry for me.

writer's block: only when you have tags/meet new people

[torsion]

Yeah? You do fries with em or am I gonna have to call you a weenie?
Because only a weenie doesn't have good taste like that.

[bionicarus]

I guess I have to make the right choice here, don't I?

[torsion]

I believe in you. :)