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[bionicarus]

How could you tell?

[sqx]

intuition, you know! but it happens, very few can resist my charms

[bionicarus]

I don't find that hard to believe. You must have a huge fanbase.

[sqx]

it's true, it's true, i'm extremely popular...

but don't worry! i'll never forget you

[bionicarus]

Another relief, you're settling all my worries. I don't know how I lucked out this way.

[sqx]

try not to get too caught up in the how's or why's
just enjoy it!
once you're feeling all better we'll go out again, hm? i promise not to drink you under the table next time ♥

[bionicarus]

You mean next time I'll carry you home?

[sqx]

that sounds fun, doesn't it?

[bionicarus]

I guess that depends on how far you live from where we're drinking.

[sqx]

what, like you'll struggle?
you're strong, don't worry! i'm not that heavy!

[bionicarus]

I don't know, just how much are you going to need to drink in this scenario?

[sqx]

hmm
a LOT
but that's okay, it's my treat!

[bionicarus]

How could I refuse such a tempting offer?

[sqx]

you can't, of course!
unless you want to make me sad :(((

[bionicarus]

I'm not sure I could take on that burden. What sort of person would that make me? To make you sad?

[sqx]

a brute, that's what!

[bionicarus]

Good thing I'm not interested in upsetting you.